sparkly, mettallic, party dress: awesome (x=1)
black, wayfarer sunglasses: awesome (y=1)
hippie, flower headband thingy: awesome (z=1)
large print big tunic things: awesome (a=1)
gold and black Jay-z sneakers: awesome (b=1)
bulky homemade-looking scarf: awesome (c=1)
leggins/tights: awesome (d=1)
fake tan: bearable (m=0)
fake blonde hair: bearable (n=0)
occaisional nipple flash: bearable (p=0)
now in order to calculated her neat-o factor we simply plug in our made up variables into the neat-o equation.
and there you have it. neat-o factor of +7. amazing.